I'd buy it

The text below has been gotten from an auction on ebay for a new iPod Touch. It suffices to say the seller's marketing skills pretty much leave me speechless.


This iPod is brand new! It's black, sleek, and thin. The resolution is tizight and perfect for watching those late night movies under the covers!
All movies look good on this mofo, except for Episode I, II, or III, heck they didn't even look good on a Christie - don't watch them.
Includes:
some cables and stuff - iPod touch earphones (hehe) ands a USB cable! (Woot!)
In addition to all thapt crazyness it also sports Wi-fi so you can creeps all them access points that people leave open. Watch out for honey pots!
Who needs spanish fly when you got an iPod Touch? It's the player for the Playaa.
If your girlfriend is hot send me a pic. Otherwise don't bother with questions and stuff, I ain't gots time to be answerin that shiznit!